…and how it is the most disgusting concept in the relationship world.
For those of you lucky individuals that are not aware of this particular phenomenon, Friendzoning is when a girl tells a guy that she is not interesting with pursuing a relationship with this guy (whom we will henceforth refer to as Nice Guy™) with one of the following:
“You’re like a brother to me;”
“We can still be friends!;”
“You’re creeping me out with all this stalking, please stop, I really don’t like you that way.”
All of which, of course, serve to make Nice Guy™ very, very sad. How mean of that girl to not like such a loyal, sweet boy, when there are so many people out there who can’t find a significant other! How insensitive of that uncouth wretch!
Except, you know, everyone has a right to say no to an unrequited love. Stop your whining and move on. I don’t care if this person was the love of your life, if it was meant to be, she will come around, until then, DON’T RESORT TO STALKING. And don’t turn around and tell everyone what a birch tree that poor girl is because she – *gasp* – had the gall to deny a Nice Guy™ like you! Why do girls always fall for the jerks and not for me?
Let me tell you why:
Because they didn’t fall for you.
So, once again, deal with it.
Don’t be a hypocrite when you’d be treating a Nice Girl™ the exact same way.
Man the hell up.
PS: I’m not targeting all men, it’s just that the vast majority of Nice *insertgender*™ happen to be butthurt men. I will make a post, definitely, about girls who make conclusions on the entirety of the masculine sex because of one faulty experience.